Matt bought some protein powder and it tastes like old band aids.
Me and my nurse friend Amy have come up with a new TV reality show called Kaos Kottage. We plan on taking patients from the Grace hospital to a cabin in the middle of now where and treat them using 18th century treatments like blood letting and leaches. Its still in the works but i am sure the MTV will pick it up.
Merle needs a haircut again this time i am thinking of doing it myself. Once me and Heidi cut her dogs hair, it took 5 hours but it was free.
My mail has really slowed down lately, enough to make me suspicious of our mail man, but then again if i was walking around in forty below weather hauling a bag full of mail that people don't even care about i probably wouldn't deliver it either.
Matt asked me tonight "what do you think your parents would say about me if we broke up?" I told him that they would call him a sociopath and a really A one creep you know the same things they say now. hahah just kidding.
I made a tuxedo for Heidi's cat, just in case anyone want to invite Pepper over for a candle lit dinner he is well prepared.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder what old bandaids taste like. No wait, I don't want to know. I'm sure your tv show would be a hit.
I'm saving my tuxedo shirt for "you know who's" funeral. Blahahahha
ReplyDeleteYes, Khaos Kottage. It will be a huge success, that and our street meat franchaise.
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