growing old together

So me and Matt have been together for close to 5 years and since i fell in love with Matt i always pictured us growing old together. The problem is that Matt seems to be aging at an alarming rate. Its not his physical body that is aging but he has started to exhibit old people behaviors. It started with matt's driving. he likes to comment on everyone else driving skills complaining about people who don't move the instant a light turns green or people who block traffic with the back end of their car by accident. He calls people names and sometimes if its bad enough yells out the window at them. Lately Matt has started not just complaining about people's driving but every other aspect about peoples appearance on the street. He complains if someones beard is too long or too thin, he hates kids with skinny jeans or neon sneakers. when we get home from whatever Matt likes to spend his afternoons listening to the radio. What? the radio? why the hell do we have a 55 inch TV if he just wants to listen to the radio. I guess this means that i can start collecting cats and walk around with the back of my dress tucked into my girdle.